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Too cool not to share Apr. 10th, 2005 @ 11:08 pm


Locked out of the house while naked Apr. 10th, 2005 @ 01:59 pm
It was late spring, and I had just gotten back from my first year at state. I brought back with my a couple joints of chronic to share with my friends. Jonny and Evan were over and we decided to get high. I was extra paranoid and suggested that we smoke it outside... while naked. Jon was down, but Evan left the clothes on. It was late at night, and the weak moon cast little light. It was very dark out and no neighbor could see my backyard. We had just stepped outside and I said, "Don't close the door all the w-," ::CLICK, shut goes the door:: and we were locked out... Locked out of the house while naked!!! STAY TUNED FOR THE EXCITING CONCLUSION OF "Locked out of the house while naked."

~So says brother Pete

small monkey boy penis just flapping around everywhere Mar. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:51 pm
if anyone wants a visual illustration of what naked monkey tribe looks like, go and rent "Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes" right now. and watch the scenes of tarzan as a young boy. thats pretty much what naked monkey tribe looked like.

my boss loanded me the movie, and asked how i liked it. i told him i had my own naked monkey boy story, and he said "i dont want to fucking hear it!" and shut himself in the cooler. more conversations at my work end that way.

~so sayeth brother jon

Monkey tribe Mar. 7th, 2005 @ 02:08 am
Brother Jon and I removed our clothes and acted like monkeys while at a party. I humbley conjecture that our actions brought several people a step closer to freedom and broaden their minds of what is acceptable human behavior. At one point Bob opened the door to the apartment and suddenly I was made aware of my nudity and that I was a man, and not a monkey. I felt some sort of odd feeling... was it shame? I felt the need to hide my nake self from people who may have been in the hallway. Could I be losing my faith in nudity? Nah. A new branch of the MNC was manifested that night, and it shall be called monkey tribe.

-So says brother Pete

My Sacrifice to the Cult Feb. 25th, 2005 @ 06:39 am

I made this with Pete's help. I hope everyone will take it and post it in their personal journals!


You are most like Jon

You mainly describe your journal as sort of a forum
of self pity but many others do not see it that
way as seen in their nice comments. You update
about your personal life, mainly. You describe
yourself in many ways like lazy and a good
person. You claim to watch a lot of TV and
nobody argues. You're as active as you can be
with your friends list and for the most part
you make great comments.

Which Unholy iii cult member are you?
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» How Jeremy met Jules
This is not a story involving me, but it is a story invovling nudity. Once upon a time Jeremy was out near Harvey bridge or something drinking beer at a huge outdoor party and suddenly several naked people run by. Jeremy squints through the darkness and exclaims, "WAS THAT A GIRL!?" This concludes the story of how Jeremy met Jules.

so says brother Pete
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so, i got naked on sunday at about 630 in the morning, and ran naked into the middle of washington street, downtown mt plesant. first time in a while that ive really been naked in public, and i realized something:

its FUCKING COLD in february.

theres a reason MNC gets put on unnoffical hiatus during the winter months of michigan- all fucking 6 of them.

stupidity and ignorance, and why i value uiii so muchCollapse )

so sayeth brother jon, bitches.
» Concerns
Although I am not only for nudity, I am nude for the most part at this moment, I do have some concerns to address.

  • How will the males hide their excitement?

  • Won't we just find new more personal ways to insult and judge people?

  • I have weird nipples.

  • and I'm sure you all do too.

    Thank you for your time and I hope you find my questions suitable for the subject at hand.

    Good night.
  • » The Unholy Triumvirate (plus Bob and Byron) take a field trip to the strip club
    Clothes are a purely socially constructed concept. We were never meant to wear clothes and by their use we only generate anxiety about physical forms. That is the nude form, both our own and others. Cast off your social constraints and know how it is to be free.
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